Shurbe is arguably the worst DJ on the planet. In fact, you would do him a favour if you call him a “dj”. Despite years of experience, he has not yet learned how to mix. Besides, the “music” he plays, for the majority of the audience raises questions and causes anxiety and disbelief, and in severe cases even pain in the abdomen, urge to vomit and hemorrhoids. On top of all this, he brings a bunch of suitcases, bags and cd wallets at his dj sets, as if he is headed to Uzbekistan. It is a real mystery why we booked him. Indeed.